(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
11) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
12) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
13) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it..... sorry to say, you are slow.
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