THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like you’re passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
7. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
8. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
9. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl’s bathroom is flooding.
10. Yell out what is going to happen.
11. Tell the man next to you that you have HIV and wink while smiling.
12. Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
13. Yell, "Fire!" and run to the people coming through the exit.
14. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
jz for fun ok? hehe