Tuesday, April 28, 2009

****!!!

so PATHETIC!!!

kill!!! kill!!!
die!!! die!!!
dush!!! dush!!!
i wish i have a power to flush away the people i hate the most
hate is a strong word. but i do HATE this person.....
arghh!!! @#$%**
i know it's not gud to hate people
but im not that kind.
i wont hate people
unless there's a reason to do so
myb for some people it's not a big deal
but for me... YES!!! IT IS!!!
i wish i have a gun and... BANG!!! i will shoot direct on the forehead.
now i'm really pissed off.
i can't let go this grudge. i just can't
whenever i try there will something about that person came up
make me feel there's no good to forget what the person has done.

for that person : I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot. but if you could read my mind you wouldn't be smiling.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

chantek vs huduh

Kalau perempuan cantik pendiam,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman…

Kalau perempuan tak cantik pendiam,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Eh, tak reti berkomunikasi betul…

Kalau perempuan cantik berbuat jahat,
Lelaki akan kata :- Mesti ada krisis nih.. kesiannye..

Kalau perempuan tak cantik berbuat jahat,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak hodoh…

Kalau perempuan cantik menolong Lelaki yg diganggu,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Woow!Heroin sejati…!

Kalau perempuan tak cantik menolong lelaki yang diganggu,
Lelaki akan kata :- Hm.. Taktik nak ngorat le tu…

Kalau perempuan cantik dapat Lelaki hensem,
Lelaki akan kata :- Ok la…. Bagai pinang di belah dua..

Kalau perempuan tak cantik dapat Lelaki hensem,
Lelaki akan kata :- Kesian.. mesti dah kena bomoh lelaki tu!

Kalau perempuan cantik ditinggal kekasih,
Lelaki akan kata :- Buta kayu betul mamat tu….

Kalau perempuan tak cantik ditinggal kekasih,
Lelaki akan kata :- Patut pun kena reject…

Kalau perempuan cantik penyayang dgn binatang,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Perasaannya halus…penuh dgn kasih sayang..

Kalau perempuan tak cantik penyayang dgn binatang,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Sesama makhluk harus saling menyayangi…

Kalau perempuan cantik bawa BMW,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Ntah dato’ mana bela ni….

Kalau perempuan tak cantik bawa BMW,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Mesti anak org kaya ni…..

Kalau perempuan cantik tak mau bergambar,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar..

Kalau perempuan tak cantik tak mau bergambar,
Lelaki akan kata :- Sedar pun diri tu…

Kalau perempuan cantik menuang air ke gelas lelaki,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Wah.. caring sungguh….

Kalau perempuan tak cantik menuang air ke gelas lelaki,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Eleh, nak tunjuk caring le tu….

Kalau perempuan cantik bersedih hati,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Don’t worry, i will make u happy forever..

Kalau perempuan tak cantik bersedih hati,
Lelaki akan kata :- Sikit2 nak nangis!! Gembeng! mengada2…

kalau perempuan cantik masak,
Lelaki akan kata :- Dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu…

Kalau perempuan tak cantik masak,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Ntah sedap ke tak masakan dia tu…

Kalau perempuan cantik main2 miss call,
Lelaki akan kata :- Takpe, rindu la tu…

Kalau perempuan tak cantik main2 miss call,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Ko ni takde keja lain ke…? sibuk ni tau tak..?

Kalau perempuan cantik hantar2 email,
Lelaki akan kata :- Sukenya….

Kalau perempuan tak cantik hantar2 email,
Lelaki akan cakap :- Asyik2 email dia… boring!!

what do ya think? hehe
now let see da other 1

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler…

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus…

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody’s perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang…. muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia…

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat…

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)…

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi…

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching… hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?…

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?…

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu….

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke pondan !!

again... what do ya think?
tp ni lah kebenaran kn
haha

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

which 1 is urs?




"i still have my feet on the ground, i just wear better shoes"
-oprah winfrey

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

paris's bff

i jz watched Paris Hilton's tv reality show, called "my new bff". well bff stands 4 best friend forever. (urban dictionary yo! he). i nvr heard or even watch it b4. but i did watch it, out of the sudden. hehe. well, the show is bout Paris searching her new 'bitch', dat she called bff. first thought. "i wanna be her bff too. uuu" (LAME! haha). they got blackberry (the blink2 one, glittery, i dun know where it came from.he. luckily it's not pink. but who cares?! it's from Paris!!), live in the mansion called The Dollhouse and live like a celebrity (cz now they r public figure, flashes all around. he) so much like a dream come true. but i cant stand the way they playing it.

ok. stop da blabla session. this show is kinda gud though where we can see attitudes. there's some challenges for the participants. what makes me want to wrote bout it cz of one of it challenges. it's really not make sense. i jz watched the 'make-over' challenge. Paris will give the opinion 2 em to change their look. its not opinion actually, it's more 2 orders. hehe. but some of em dont mant 2 make any change for their looks. but then Paris said they are not trusting her. then one of em wz eliminated. see! dz what i jz said, i really hate the way they plying it. no no no! it's jz ain't me. huh!

wait! it's not the way friendship supposed 2 be. fren can gv an opinion but it's not necessary to follow em rite? it's more like Paris tried 2 manipulate em, to be like her in front of da camera. is it so hard 2 fine a bff in real life? y does it hv to be a reality show? it's fun cz it's lots of dramass. haha. but still this show is just a platform for Paris to promote herself and all her lines of products. hehe.

we can see they are all fake. like they would really be her best friend for the real meaning of it. it's hilarious when they tried 2 impress Paris. i dont see any genuine from dat. oh! come on! it's competition rite? back 2 business. hehe. i do admire Paris. seriously! she jz a inspirational, determination and know what she wants. substract all da bad things bout her, she jz a human though.
for all this, I LOVE YOU PARIS!!! and dont forget, her Tinkerbell. haha

and "THAT'S HOT" ;p


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

just smile!

Everyone smiles in the same language.

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.






ala cumey nye!!!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

shopaholic - help needed (rehab?)

ok now im really desperate. need to story2 to yall cz ive plenty of time for this.hehe.

i wont exactly call myself a shopaholic.seriously im not. come on, im not miss can-buy-it-all. but every inch of my heart wants to buy something by the end of every month. but then when i come home (not home actually, hostel. hehe) and see those things i'd feel really regret. ARGGHH!!!

have u all face the same here? i need some tips. please. whatever tips a. aiyo. its really driving me insane.

u know what, now i dont have any money to buy food neither for the date. wuwu. it is really hard to live without any piece of money in my purse. there's just an ic, bank card and my matrix card. how am i going to buy something to eat with those useless (at this moment), lightly, wicked things.

wait a minute! my bank card! i can withdraw, rite? i just need to walk few steps to the bank Islam atm... STOP! ting ting. i already spend all my ptptn. my other bank too. huhuhu.

now i just waiting for my parents to drop by and give me some money. hehehe.