Showing posts with label senyum - senyum kambing. Show all posts
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

membahagiekan blog.

tadaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

ni lah hadiah utk blog saye yg baru mencecah umur setahun.

tak nampak mane hadiah nye? tu! saye bagi die lagi satu column. so blog saye skg ada 3 columns.

hopefully blog saye bahagie spt saye bahagie mase tukar layout ni. hehe...

sumpah tak ada idea nak update ape. ni je lah idea yg plg bernas. haha...

setahun berjagung.

ari ni beseday blog saye. hehe...
eh smlm actually, 9 mac.

dah setahun dah. jap je kan. time really did flies. fast, yes?

ni first post saye. hehe...



tgh pikir ni, nak bg adiah pe ye kat this blurbing. hmm...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

walaweh.



shawls.




necklace.


thanx for the presents! senyuman sgt lebar. hihi...

beliau : so dah decide nak hadiah ape?

hm, nak jwb pe ek? eng eng...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

humor.


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...



1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
11) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
12) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
13) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didnt get it..... sorry to say, you are slow.

;p

Monday, January 18, 2010

january.

Born in January

Ambitious and powerful. Born leader. Stubborn nature. You always stand out in the crowd. You love to live the good life. Romantic at heart. Deep thinker. Loyal to friends. Ever ready to learn and try out new things. Serious about life. Like to make others happy. Not too introvert, not too extrovert. Smart and well dressed.

21.
young and stupid.
my wishlists :

1. kereta

2. motor

3. kereta

4. motor

5. kereta

ok sume2 buleh lah mengucapkan

" semuga qill dpt kereta dr bapak die "

sebanyak 40 kali sehari.

perasaan skg sgt excited spt sudeh confirm dpt kereta. haha...

da tgk cite carrier. tak best! humph!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

contest baru pulak.



ni first time nak juin blog contest. condition die kne ltk gmbr sndri or org lain janji sendiri punye.
so saye nak pertaruhkan gmbr ni...

ok jap. pertaruh? huyoo gile lah! hoho...

bismillah...







tadaa...!!!


ni candid tau. tgk lah muke candid saye ni time open house umah membe kat subang. kehkeh...
but seriously ni candid ok? hihi...

saye tak tau lah die betol2 kene black n white ke, tp ikot kan gmbr ats skali tu, name pon black and white kan. hehe...

tema gmbr ni, saye majok ngn kipas and kipas majok ngn saye. eh2 there's no need theme lah. saje je. hehe...

kalo tak menang, sumpah tak nak masok contest dah, tp dlm beberape mase je lah kan. fobia kunun nye. plus majok, plus mengade... haha...
lagipon buleh tnjok kat korang gmbr ni. saye suke. unik. haha... unik lah sgt kan. ;p

kalo mau juin, ni link nye... bace lah bg mkin phm.

Contesto de LOUR

wish me luck wukeh? dang dong dong! (bunyi lagu smgt. )

hmm, nak cte ni. ari tu ada pos kad cinte kt bf, tp kuciwa cz dia ckp tak dpt pong. rupenye slh alamat. adoi. kasi tepok dahi sendiri. ;p


Sunday, December 27, 2009

nak lagi?


inspired by cik epal. tq. hehe...

Friday, December 18, 2009

hot stuff.


david beckham.


brad pitt.

cube tgk these hot stuffs. hot kan kan? hoho...
but but bagi saye the hottest parts is tang bwk anak jalan2. ok im melting now... huhu...

bagi saye the sexiest men alive adalah lelaki yg buleh jage anak. jage elok2. nampak perkase tibe-tibe. peh! melting lagi... adoi lah...

even ada anak2 tetap jage image. nampak cool je... tak ada lah selebet je. dgn alasan busy jage anak2. hehe...

tgk lah si beckham tu, sampai main bola pun bwk anak. nanti2 buleh lah anak die jd hebat mcm die kan. mintak2 lah muke pun nanti market gak. kehkeh...

tu si brad pitt tu, even bkn anak2 die, pe lagi anak si jolie, sanggup je die jage. tapi tak tau lah kalo saje nak impress jolie or public. kalo betol pun, u do impressed me abe pitt. hikhik...

ok babai. mau blaja jage anak jugek. hoho...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

sunshine.

i. version sedey...



ii. version bahagie...



i like both though.


to my sunshine. u know who u are. mltan100.blogspot.com

Sunday, November 1, 2009

alolo...

alamak... kene samak dah page ni. ishk...

saye bkn penyeludup puppies secare haram. suke hati je kan nak sale. hanye secret admirer je. hehe... nasib lah tak buleh bela menatang ni, kalo tak...

so which one is your choice? pilih je lah. tak perlu segan2. oh?! tak nak pilih lak?! tak pe. tak rugi pape pun. just for fun. cuci mate je tgk these cute puppies. kehkeh...


Thursday, October 1, 2009

pantun REMIX! ewah.



Buah cempedak di luar pagar,
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
Kenapa kau nak jolok pakai galah,
Kan cempedak tu dah jatuh kat luar pagar.

Kalau ada sumur di ladang,
Bolehlah hamba menumpang mandi,
Patutlah bau badan kau busuk semacam,
Bilik air ada,buat apa kau mandi kat ladang.

Pisang emas dibawa berlayar,
Masak sebiji di atas peti,
Kat pasaraya tak ada hutang hutang,
Kalau nak,bayar, " Cash On Delivery ".

Kalau ada jarum yang patah,
Jangan di simpan di dalam peti,
Kesian betul dengan kau ni,
Jarum patah pun kau simpan dalam peti.

Dua tiga kucing berlari,
Mana nak sama si kucing belang,
Kalau kau berani kejarlah kucing tu,
Mesti kau kena cakar sampai berbelang-belang gak.

Kajang Pak Malau kajang berlipat,
Kajang hamba mengkuang layu,
Kain Pak Malau,Mak Limah yang lipat,
Kain aku,si pencuri yang sapu.

Rumah Pak Mamat di tepi sawah,
Pakai langsir berwarna biru,
Ooi Pak Mamat,langsir warna biru tak lawa lah,
Pakailah warna kuning ke, hijau ke, kelabu asap ke.

Air pasang dalam surut pukul lima,
Nyonya bangun pagi siram pokok bunga,
Haloo nyonya, mau tanya sikit,
Siram pokok bunga aje,tak jual sayur ka?

Tuai padi antara masak,
Esok jangan layu-layuan,
Kalau padi tu belumlah masak,
Janganlah tuai,taklah layu-layuan.

Limau purut masak di dahan,
Batang selasih condong uratnya,
Limau purut tak boleh makan,
Nanti sakit perut apa ubatnya.

Pulau Pandan jauh ke tengah,
Gunung Daik bercabang tiga,
Buat apa nak ke Pulau Pandan yang jauh tu,
Pergi aje ke Kampung Pandan.

Sorong papan tarik papan,
Buah keranji dalam perahu,
Tolonglah jangan makan buah keranji tu,
Nanti badan korang berbau.

Hayya Cik Siti,perempuan banyak muda,
Ana banyak takut jalan tutup mate,
Memanglah takut kalau jalan tutup mata,
Sebab takut terpijak lubang 'Indah Water'!

Encik Baba jatuh dalam parit,
Cik Aminah ketawa jerit jerit,
Sampai hati Cik Aminah ketawakan saya jerit-jerit,
Mentang-mentanglah saya jatuh dalam parit.

Buai laju laju,
Sampai pokok sena,
Woii, jangan buai laju-laju,
Nanti kang tercampak kat pokok sena!

Timang tinggi-tinggi,
Sampai cucur atap,
Cucur atap tak sedap,
Cucuk pisang, cucur udang, haaa tu sedap ...


Sunday, August 30, 2009

plz dun try diz.


"tonton sorang2 je lah..."

THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE mltan100.blogspot.com

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.:inlove:

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.:ahaha:

5. Make a noise like you’re passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

7. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

8. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.:devilishgrin:

9. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl’s bathroom is flooding.

10. Yell out what is going to happen.:galit:

11. Tell the man next to you that you have HIV and wink while smiling.

12. Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.mltan100.blogspot.com

13. Yell, "Fire!" and run to the people coming through the exit.

14. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

jz for fun ok? hehe :okay:

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

mari membajet diri.


tengok semue org kampung! saye dah ada award nak bagi org! wah! hahaha...

assalammualaikum sume2. hehe... di hari yg indah ni (bagi saye lah mltan100.blogspot.com) saye dgn rasmi nye merasmikan award saye sendiri! haha...
:ahaha:

atas dasar jeles tgk org boleh bg award kat org lain, saye pun nak bagi award kat bloggers yg sudi-menyudi bace blog saye. tq2...mltan100.blogspot.com

award ni pun sbnrnye salah satu care saye nak tambah kwn2 blogger. so siape2 pun boleh amik award ni. tapi jgn lupe mention or comment ye. so saye pun boleh jenguk page kamu... ok? hehe...


:wave:

Friday, July 17, 2009

cuci mata.





hehe

sile beristighfar semula kalo ada terdetik benda tak elok supaya anda blah dari blog saye dgn hati yg bersih. ok? heee. mrgreen

wah! saye sudah ada emoticon. baru blaja ni. hoho... pika17

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

hantuk-hantuk kepala




actually im not so into metal songs. but this song really captured my heart.
my first favorite metal song is "dear god" from avenged sevenfold as well.

this song was introduced to me by azizi. my bf's friend. he's really enjoy metal.

i love the lyric at the first place. then my friend told me that the music video are sad and memorable. then i decided to see it.
yeah! i enjoyed the music video. it's really made me want to cry. And love the guitar solo over the casket. its a good solo.

as you all can see, the video is very sad when the man can't meet his wife again, after he walked out from jail. about the song, i love the music and instruments. its mixed very well. since then, whenever my friends and i listen to the song, we will sing together.

so, cm wt essay x? hehe


seize the day lyric.

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These's streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past

I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'll do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one PICTURE)

Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

(guitar solo)

So what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again? Whooooah
So I never want to leave you and the memories OF us to see
I beg don't leave me

Seize the day or die regretting the time You lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home) x2

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)

Friday, June 5, 2009

apple of my eyes






wants them all!!! geram tau bile tgk! ishk...
tau x, kalo ku ada duit, nak beli kasut byk2. my faveret mesti la heels and boots. nampak sexy tau bile pkai. eceh. (plus, nampak tinggi. bkn nampak, mmg jadi tinggi kan. hehe)

ala, sume org pn ske kasut kn. sneakers? sport shoes? kasut la tu. x lupe jugak, flip flop. i love flip flops too. made me comfortable and more relaxing. tapi tu selipar. bkn kasut. hehe...

saje nak merapu. scribbles. ngeee.
but please remember...


boots are made for walking. hehe
.

Monday, June 1, 2009

twist ur tongue


"twisties."

tongue twister test.

1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



2. Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

it would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.


3. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.



4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.



5. You've no need to light a night-light

On a light night like tonight,

For a night-light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not quite right

To light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.



so, which one is harder?

wait! no...
which one is hardest?
make sure u pronounce it with ur tongue ;)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

bollywood mode.





suke tol video ni ngn lgu2 die.
hehe.
but missed da end of it. my fav part. uuu

Sunday, May 17, 2009

freeze




cool huh? they causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places.

tq to syafinaz cz tnjkkan video ni
hehe

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

vroom

well well
ari ni da abs exm...
tp xd la excited sgt cz ramai org da lme abs exm
huhu
but, tu bkn bnd yg nk dictekan skg ni
de bnd lain. hehe


ni thn ble punye cte nth
tp sj nk kongsi with u guys la
sme2 merasekan kehangatannye. hehe



nampak x what's on the banner?
A1 GP MALAYSIA. litar Sepang.
thn lps ni. excited tau ms mule2 smpi. cm bdk kecik dpt kete control.
hehe




ni lah litar nye. first time tau smpi cni. tgk litar ni dpn2. slalu tgk kt tv je
klo de spe2 yg pnh tgk, agkt tgn.
ok2. xnampak pn korg agkt tgn. hehe
tp de bnd ag best dr tgk litar ni...




"bapa ku pulang dr kota,
bapa ku beli kete merah."


taraaa!!! cool x? dpt tgk ferrari merah weh


whoa!!!

kaler kuning pn de.
tgk bdk kecik tu. mentang2 bj sme kaler ngn ferrari
sibok je nk amk gmbr dpn tu. abs rosak pemandangan. huh!


wow!!!

ok guys. meet mr. porsche. kaler2 ag tau. hehe
(psst... rs cm nk penggal kepala bdk tu kan. gangguan je. hish)


"meet mr. black porsche people!!!"


teruja x tgk kete ni? best x? cool x? well, diz is nothing to compare with the pic below
da best and da coolest part is...

"ala sorry uncle michael. t'ada fingerprints lak kat situ.
hehe"


ha.. best kn dpt amk gmbr kt FERRARI merah ni. rs cm ada aura kemewahan.
rs cm dunia ni aku yg punya. haha
ops! terlebih sudah. hehe


eceh!!!

phewiit!!!


cewah!!!

tgk tu. abah, ibu and along pun xmelepaskan peluang utk bergambar dgn 'kete2 conrol' ini
tgk la wajah2 bhgie mereka
jgn jeles! hehe
actually kete2 mewah ni utk bwk the racer time berarak kt litar.

so. that's all for today.

moral of da story is kalo korg dpt ticket free p A1 ke F1 ke,
p la. xrugi pape pn. best ag ada la. tu pun klo hang pa minat bidang permotoran.
xminat pun lame2 leh jd minat tau.
jgn smpi ada yg tdo mimpi drv FERRARI da la
hehe